
"Baby, you are too funny!" - Dilly
"Heh! Man you're killing me!!" - Stephie
"The girl's cute, but that guy's hat is beyond awesomeness." - Stacey
"Have you noticed how white my teeth are? Oh and yours are white too!" - Sian
"Did she just fart?" - Unknown
"Oh, the joys of being young, attractive, and possibly intoxicated!" - Ads
"'Ey baby, what's your numba?" - Jess
"IDK they have brooms, but we have Jasper!" - Elena
"Oh god her armpit is hideous." - Carol
"Helooooooo Beautiful. Whats your name?" - Jordan
"I hope this babe thinks I'm kindhearted for laughing at this sucker. . . ." - Ryan
He is thinking, "Wow babe, you have an ugly top on and the guy behind me is checking you out, but back off buddy, I know vampire skills and I'm not afraid to use them." - happy.random.little.punk
The girl is thinking, "They really think they can get all this. Maybe the boy in the brown shirt... delish!" - Sam Tippmann
"Hope shes wearing deordant!" - Kia
He's thinking and laughing at his thoughts..."Dude, we had way to much to drink already and are still drinking...we are laughing way to hard for the fact that she just moved her arm!" - Nicole
"Let's get f*cked up, brutha...And sista!" - Lindsay
"Oh dude, this kid is so not getting lucky tonight. I mean, just look at his stupid visor, what does he think? He's gangster?" - Maddie
"Show me your soul and I will give you my beer. - Madia
Thinking, "I swear, five beers ago, she was not that hot.. bring on the sixth." - Lindsey
"See?? I do NOT have fangs! I may be a vapire, but I don't have fangs! Only wannabes have fangs.... Like the this guy over here. Look at him baring his teeth..." - Stormie
"I'd like to be the beer." - Elodie
Is he thinking that she's looking at him? POOR GUY! Is she thinking that is pretty enough for me? POOR GIRL! - Luana G. Almeida
"OW! Dude, you're squishing my arm!" - Sohlange
"Although I may be stoned, I now how to party!" - Sara
"We are so gettin some action tonight!" [Apparently no one else that commented has actually seen the film?] - Gwendolen
Thoughts: "Why am I laughing?" - Sam
"That is one stinky pit..." - Julia
Thinking: "Who is she laughing at? Me or that moron beside me?" Talks: "Anymore beer?" - Lennie
"What is this guy *thinking*?! Is he serious?! OMG he IS! HA! I think I'm going to shoot beer out of my nose!" - Ashley
"Hahaha, you're a guy? That's the funniest thing I've ever heard! You and the guy in the weird hat would make a great couple." - Gemma
"You can mess with my EMOTIONS anyday! Making someone happy is my natural being!" - Kayla Klinger
"LOL! You like beer too? What a crazy random happenstance!" - Avery
"Look at her flirt. It looks like something of of Sidney White. Ha!" - Amber-Dallas
"Aye! ow u doin, babe!" - ali lutz
"That dork is ruining my chances with a hot date!" - Anari
"OMG that was the worst joke i've ever heard!....just smle and act like it was hilarious im mean come on she's hot!" - Madison
First the girl is saying "having fun little brother." To Connor AKA..Jackson."Why yes we are," said by the guy in the middle... "We are so getting some action tonight." - Kayla C
"See this thumb?" "Yeah." "It's the size of your penis. Erect." "Oh." - sarah
"What the hell are we laughing about?" - Jess
"HAHAHAHA.......... wait.......what?!" - Jordan
"Hahahahahahahaha!!.....what?" - katey
"You mean there's alcohol in this?" - renee
"No, really! He says he was a ninja in a past life!" - Kat
"Yeah, that's right keep laughing and you might not feel my fangs in your throat." - Alice
"HA. really?! really?!.... not funny." - Mary
"Oh my what bright teeth I have..." - Victoria T.
"Sorry... I'm easily amused. - Mandi
Connor Thinking: "Hmmm. Pretty girl. I am a cute guy. I may as well try to get lucky tonite. Some crazy man with an accent might snap my neck later. Ya never know what the future holds. I'm just saying, dying a virgin would really suck." (Ha. Saw the film :P) - LeLeigh
"Girl, you are hilarious!" - Danielle.B
(Outloud) "HAHAHAHAHA that's hilarious!!" (Thinking) "I don't get it..." - Vanessa
"She knows we don't think she is funny doesn't she?" - Taylor
"And all the girls say I'm pretty fly for a white guy!" - Mandi
*whispers* "Haha, just pretend to be interested, it'll all be over soon!" - Lani-Nicole
Jackson laughing out loud. In head: "I'd like to be that necklace perfect view." - Marianna
"I'm having fun now but will I be Alice finds out? Nope definitely not . Well maybe if I drink my troubles away I can blame it on the beer. Yeah let's do that." - Kali
"Wow, are you really that hot?! No... I probably drank to much..." - Cye Cullen
I suppose he is thinking that's the best day and funniest day that he ever had with his friends and he does not want to finish. - Ashley
"Hahaha, what are we laughing about?" - Tegan
Ashley: [sits down by Connor who is on the sofa; slaps his leg] Havin' fun little brother? Connor: Why, yes I am.
Topher: [Pushes in between them with two beers] Yes, we are.
[hands one to Connor who takes it; all three laugh]
Ashley: Who the hell let you guys in here?
Topher: Are you kidding me? We are so getting some action tonight!
Ashley: [pulls the sun visor off of his head] Not with this you're not.- Kaitlyn Brandon
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha."- ERIC ANDERSON
"Yes baby. I do want to eat you!" - Rhiannon
*If I carry on laughing she'll think im interested.* "HAHAHAHAHAHA!" - Ashleejay
"Dude, where's my car?" - Meghan
"HAHAHAAHH!!!! What are we laughing about?!?!? HAHA." - Emily
"Thehe what the hell is going on?" - Marie
"Oh yeah! My friend's hat does make him look like a freak!" - G.G.
"That's what she said!" - Lindsay D.
"Ok sure let's have a threesome!" - kaylene
"I don't know what she just said! ha ha." - kalani
"Get me out of here!! PLEASE!!!" - Michelle
"What does tampons have to do with sex and beer? I don't get it." - Caitlin
"I don't know who you are but I can see a bat in the cave, if you know what I mean." - Kaitlyn
(girl):" What bright, shiny teeth you have!"
'All the better to dazzle you with, my dear.'- koneko
"Haha!! I really hope he's about to punch her!!" - theresa
"Ha ha... I don't get it. Im'ma go get another drink." - Keira
"No, you don't have anything in your teeth babe, do I?" - Lauren
"Hah, I think I might just be drunk!" - Taylor Dorn
"Goodness that was CRAZY!!!!!" - nicole raines
"Hey man, you're real cute, but stop hitting on my sister!" - Marie
*thinks to himself* "What am I doing? Jasper wouldn't put up with this! All of a sudden his neck looks so appealing..." - Sophie
"I think he's had a little to much vodka for one night. But he is so funny hehe." - morgan
"Hahaha..... you are so not funny." - Holly
"A few beers later, her "Invisible Bottle" joke was even funnier." - Lea
"Dude, are you sure this is beer?" - Leanne
"... girl you stankkyyy." - Holly G.
"What the heck is wrong with them? Ok, now I'm scared." - Savka
"HAHAHAHAHA! YOU GOT SERVED!" - Mere
"Why does the dude in the hat look like that?" - Julianne
"You really NEED to shave! Ugh, I am glad I have a beer, you need some deodorant too!" Jackson thinks, 'Oh, this is why were laughing! Oh let me get back too more laughing!' Jackson laughs the loudest. *awkward silence* Raises his beer and says, "Um. Good stuff, I like beer." Then everyone starts dancing again. - Annie
Thinking, "DAMN!! That girl is hot!! Too bad I'm too drunk to realize!!!! Maybe she has a twin!! Omg that would be awesome maybe she'll be hotter than this girl!!" - jessica
"Wow that guy is such a wanna be!" He only wishes that he was as awesome as me!" - Holley
"Hey baby, we should go Vegas and get married." - Sabrina
"Hahaha, wait, I thought that was her hand.... oooh shit." - Raven
"Sexy hat!! Cheesy but hey!!" - Lauren
"This part-ayy is gangsta-lishes." - Hailey
"Wow! Laser hair removal does work on arm pits!" - clare
"Hahaha... I have absoloutely no idea what they're laughing at." - Emmaa
"Wow. I knew I was the only vampire here, but man am I good looking!" - Lili
"Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high... la de da da da da..." ... by Afroman. - Angela
"I know it's just that big." - kat bulbert
"I'm not really a sun person, or a beach bunny, im more of an indoor sports kinda guy. " - a quote not a caption. - Ellyce
"Please, Alice is soo much funnier." - victoria
"What happened to living above the influence?" - kristin
"Hahahahahahaha.... this is really not that funny but I am laughing anyway cause I m at this party with this really hot girl and I'm ever around girls! awkwarrrrdddd!" - sofia lesko
"I just cant believe I am drinking." - Mackenzie Hill
"Ew...she needs to shave her pits!" - Laura
"Yeah, Let's pretend I understood that joke..." - Emily
"I think I found the remote." - :)
"No, REALLY! what HAVE you got on your head?" - Leanne
"That girl is pretty hot. I wonder if she's...hey look a squirrel! *points*" - Amanda
"You are so not funny, but I don't want to hurt your feelings." - Andrea
"Oh my god!!!! THAT SUPER HOT CHICK NOTICED ME!!!!!!" - Punam Pitambar
"Aw, man, this girl is hot! Do I have beer breath?" - Nadia
"I can't believe she just said that!" - Jess
"Life's great when you are spending it with your friends." - Elisabeth
"I wonder if he knows we're laughing at his hat, not with him?" - Angel
"God, I am soooooo stoned right now. That was one kick-butt bong, man." - Jinx
"Make her stop scaring me!" - Brittanie
"Omg! You ARE a butt faced twit." - Shelby
"I think I might be THAT drunk..." - Kristin
"Is this beer?" - Lindsey
"Ha! She totally can't tell he's looking down her shirt!" - Jennifer
"Haha! I'm sure you're hilarious, but I honestly have no idea what you're saying... (just smile and act casual!)" - Alex
"I have NO idea what you guys are talking about! But I'll drink to that!" - Sigrid
"Dude!... she's about to steal your hat!" - abby
"Is it just me or does this girl look freakishly like my Twilight wife Alice??!!" - Toni
He's thinking, "Damn girl, you have one hell of a big zit on your chin!!" and saying "We're so getting some action tomight!" - Stefani
"Killing me with laughter also." - Alina Mohamed
"Jeez! This babe is just contagious! I wonder if I should ask her out?" - Nia
"Hey, what are you doing here?" - Abigail comptois
"Dude is she going to punch me (middle guy) dude just laugh and smile and hope she goes away." - Tegan
"Is it just me, or is this coke sort of making my tongue itchy?" - orla
"Hahahahaha...." (pretty much sums it up) - Amanda
"Hahaha! You...stink!!" - Decadent Tool
"Hahaha .. how funny (what am I doing here?)" - Fabii
"OMFG. HAHAHAHA. You have hairy underarms." - Emily
"Ahahhah! That's too funny! Ooh, I need a drink..." - Mφφ
"Whoa, his heads hollow. Is that why we're laughing so hard?" - Meggy
"WOW TALKING ABOUT A FUN TIME WITH FRIENDS. IT'S LIKE OMG C'MON MAKE ME LAUGH." - RaCHEL
"Ha Ha Ha." - Katy
"Where in the heck did this beer come from, and why am I laughing..." - tiiffany
"Wow, shes got really white teeth!" - Kate
"Wow! this guy is a total cupcake with that weird viser and everything... I like his shirt though." - Beth
"HAHA no." - Nikki
Thinking: "man, this is the most cheesy joke eva! Try to keep a smile!" - Clarissa
"Out by 16, or dead in the scene, and together forever." - caitlyn
"Hahahahaha that girl can make her hand talk!" - sophie
"Not as pretty as my guitar but still..." - hollie
"HAHA!! I didn't know I had a booger!" - Leslie
"Ugh! When will he pass out?! I want to go hang out with Lily!" - Lily Joy
"Wtf?! Let's just laugh along..." *is laughing on the outside.*- Megs
"I don't care if she's flirting with him, I have my Alice. I'm a vampire. I sparkle." - Caitlin
"That was to funny. Pass another beer?" - Angie
"Oh my god man, that's way too hilarious!" - Angel
"You have had wayyy to much to drink man, but hey, if this is what it leads to keep it up!" - Niki
"Do I dazzle you? Watch out Edward Cullen it's oooooon!"- Meg
HE IS THINKING "POOR SAP THINKS HE HAS A CHANCE." - BRIANNA
"And like, she was like OMG NO WAY and I was like I know right and like LOL!" - Kayla
"I'm hating the guy in the middle, he's destroying my rep with the ladies..." - Alice
"DANG, if I weren't drinking this beer, that wouldnt have been funny!!" - sa
"I can't believe she just picked out one of your nose hairs!" - April
"Urgh! B.O!!!" - lally
"What did you say baby? I was looking at your bo...... earrings?" - emily
Saying: "Ha! Ha! That's SO hilarious!"
Thinking: "Idiots....." - Sara C.
"This dude needs to move." - Tatum
"OMG! I am gonna pee my pants!" - Jackson fan
"Ohhh yea I'm feelin' a buzz coming." - taylor Harrington
"I have a bottle, and you got a visor, but... Whats SHE doing here?" - Emily
"It's so funny my sister is trying to chat up Toffer! :) I like that Allysha girl more though." - Allysha
"I'M NOT DRUNK." - Anna
"Chιri tu es magnifique!!" - Mιl
"HaHaHa! She actually believes that joke was funny, what a dork!" - Rebecca
"That was such a crap knock-knock joke! Haha, Mines better.. Knock-Knock?.." - Beth
"Wow this kid is gonna crash and burn... and then she mine." - Lee
"Ha ha ha ha... Why are we laughing again?" - LokoLeah
"Who's your boyfriend?" - Tammy
"Hahaha ha.. Ye..No. That was laaame.. I think mine was funnier." - Anna read
"She was really hot so I just kept laughing although her joke was really not funny." - Hannah
"Wow, why is the guy sitting next to me trying so hard?" - Alex
"Eat, drink, and be fat and drunk." - Magdalena
"And me? excuse...hello....Here I am." - Constanza
"I think someone has had a bit too much to drink, or there actually having some fun, god I wish I could drink." - sarah
"HeHeHe.You as funny as Jackson!" - Alice
"What is he doing, he is so dorky." - Mina
"Since I wasn't listening, I might as well laugh with them..." - Anabella
"This is my beer, get your own!" - Isabella
*laughs* "Wow, I am flying so HIGH right now!" - Emma
"Omg what are they doing?" - genesis
"Back off she is mine!" - Krista
"Ha I'm getting laid." - Kylie
"Yeah, yeah, okay. Five feet away now..." - evi d.
"Dude, get the hell off me! I'm gonna get my neck broken! I don't want my arm broken too! Get off damn it!" - Chloe
Thinking: "Hmmm. Why does he get the girls?" - Brittany!(:
"My friend is an idiot... did he really just say that in front of her!" - Amy
"We're not laughing with you we were laughing at you!!!" - Olivia
"She thinks we are laughing with her, but really we're laughing at her." *snort* - Maggie
"Omg this girl is so NOT funny lol." - cheryl
"When in Rome...." - ~~~~~
Topher: "AHHHH! You frighten me!"
Connor: "She's a girl! What have you got to be scared of?!" - Celeste









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